There where two eggs on a cliff. One said:”I am gonna jump!”
“Don’t! You will break into pieces!” The other replied.
“I am gonna jump!”
“Please you are my friend I don’t want you to end up like Humpty Dumpty…”
“I am gonna juuuuuump!” The egg jumped off the cliff but when it touched the ground it did not break…
“I am a boiled egg!” It shouted to its friend.